"one direction is the world’s biggest band". They keep progressing each year. No one can stop them. 4 years is like starting as a freshman and ending as a senior. One direction has graduated from their first step. Now they are going to start on their second step. And we will all be in the front row supporting them.
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
boys are fucking stupid
this is actually the worst
BOYS ARE FUCKING STUPID
OH MY GOD
she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..